Saturday, June 22, 2019

American Ninja Warrior 11 Review: Oklahoma City Qualifiers


It's time to discuss the Oklahoma City Qualifiers! The course featured some interesting new obstacles (and one really lame obstacle). The episode itself many great moments and one moment I had a HUGE problem with. Didn't ruin the episode, but it did put a damper on things.

Friday, June 7, 2019

American Ninja Warrior 11 Review: Atlanta Qualifiers


Obstacle course? We have no time to show an obstacle course! We have to make sure you know that the Secret Life of Pets 2 is out in theaters! Welcome to the future of the show, where we need movie sponsorships and weird editing to keep the show going.

Saturday, June 1, 2019

American Ninja Warrior 11 Review: Los Angeles Qualifiers


The American Nina Warrior Season 11 (2019) premiere is finally here and everyone is failing early! William discusses a wet night on the course as obstacles like Spring Forward and Walk the Plank gave people a lot of trouble.

American Ninja Warrior 11 Review: Let's Discuss These New Rules


For Season 11 (2019) American Ninja Warrior is introducing a bunch of new rules! The Mega Wall has been changed, the rankings for the regional finals are different, there's a walk on lottery now, and there's a brand new POWER TOWER!

Join William as he dissects these new rules and discusses if the Speed Pass and Safety Pass are good ideas!

American Ninja Warrior 10 Review: All Stars Special


The ANW 10 All Stars Special finally aired! Better late than never! We had a team competition, a Super Salmon Ladder, and a Big Dipper Freestyle!

Was this episode as good as past All Star Specials? Join William to find out!

Friday, May 17, 2019

Let's Play American Ninja Warrior Challenge Part 11: HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE!

THIS IS IT! Taking place immediately after part 10, William continues his journey to achieve total victory in American Ninja Warrior Challenge! Can he finally do it? Or will he rage quit the game once and for all?

Friday, May 10, 2019

Let's Play American Ninja Warrior Challenge Part 10: PLAYING UNTIL I WIN!

After two failed careers in American Ninja Warrior Challenge, William has had enough. He is going to sit down and play until he wins, or fail trying. Will he finally beat the game during this marathon playthrough?

Friday, May 3, 2019

Let's Play American Ninja Warrior Challenge Part 9: LEGALLY DISTINCT JESSIE GRAFF

For his final season as Emerald, William harnesses the power of Jessie Graff! Oh wait, my bad. I meant to say he harnesses the power of the Super Ninja costume, which is 100% different from the outfit Jessie wore during the LA city qualifiers and finals in 2016. There is absolutely no way they are trying to profit from her likeness without paying her. They would *never* do that.

Trust me.

Thursday, January 24, 2019

The Rock's "Titan Games" Is Kinda Disappointing (First Impressions)

At the beginning of the month Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson debuted his new physical competition show called "The Titan Games". Personally, I was very hyped for the show's premiere, but after watching the first four heats, I found myself disappointed with the product. There's certainly plenty to like about the show, but it doesn't seem to be gelling together. Join me as I explain my complicated feelings on the show so far.